Yo Momma Jokes (post 'em here)

Submitted by Grimeskimo on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 2:36pm.

Post your Yo Momma jokes here!!!

Comments

Submitted by Grimeskimo on Mon, 07/28/2008 - 2:53pm.

Yo momma so fat she got a job using her butt as a taxi for people to ride on.

Submitted by Grimeskimo on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 7:25pm.

Yo momma so ugly she got pregnant with John mcCain

also critic You're not telling any jokes

and what is your humor

Submitted by doodlemaster on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 11:44pm.

yo momma so ugly she gave birth to you

your doodles are saying some interesting things about you...

Submitted by BABBAFAGUCCI on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 11:46pm.

craZy dAve

THIS ONE IS FROM THE 90'S

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WEARS A MALCOLM X COAT HELICOPTERS LAND ON HER

Submitted by Playford on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 3:53am.

You momma is so fat, yo daddy got to roll her in flour just to find her wet spot!

Submitted by BABBAFAGUCCI on Mon, 08/18/2008 - 10:01pm.

craZy dAve

your mommas so fat when she goes to a restaraunt she orders everything on the menu except thank you please come again.

your mommas so fat when she steps on the scale it says , to-be-continued! ! !

your mommas got a nike tag on her wig, and they call her hair jordan.

your mommas so broke that if a nigga robbed her he would just be practicin

your momma so ugly when she was a babby her ugly momma had to feed her with a sling shot

get up on that mother lovers! ! ! !
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Submitted by Mattboy25 on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 1:08pm.

Yo Momma got so many kids, that by the pigeon hole principle at least 2 of the share the same birthday! (you have to be a math major to get that)